M45. I don't care that it has a V8, I still wish I didn't know about it. Friend bought one and he has officially been titled 'The Captain'. He got a flat last week and I messaged him and told him "captain goes down with the ship".

Nine-speed manual. With four clutches, all of which are operated by your face.

The SM

100 percent totally disagree with number one. The X6M is insanely cool. It's so terrible and so great at the same time.

It's not prostitution, he is just trying to trade his car for an Escort.

Completely baffling.

I think the tagline should be "Mitsubishi Mirage: It's a car!"

Remember when EVERYTHING could be had as a 3 door hatchback? Bring THAT back.

Miura

Shucks...I was hoping the new Stang would feature the new, more contemporary Ford badge.

It means you're a good person, and I like you.

I know people play these types of games for different reasons, but i'm 100 percent there with you.

That is right.

Deathmobile FTMFW.

Imagine all the people

Screaming "Trick or Treeeat"

Seems legit.

Two more honorable mentions:

The Renault 14 "La Poire" campaign wasn't great. In French the term for pear also means gullible. So basically if you bought one, you were a sucker who liked short, chubby things that had corrosion issues. An oops that's really embarrassing in a company's native language.

Disappointed I missed this one because BSR (Basra International Airport - Iraq) has Nigeria beat hands down. Remember - I am NOT military, this is all business.