Saying a brain injury made you more conservative is not the flex you think it is.

Neither driver was tested for drugs or alcohol

From what I later read, he had already moved into the apartment when he took delivery. I’d assume the apartment had given him his parking spot and he knew the location of the space (against a column with limited space on one side always), so it makes it all the more baffling he just assumed it would fit, given that…

I like to think if you could at least look at one on the lot, the average person would be jarred enough by the size of a modern pickup to measure your garage or whatever. At least if you’ve never owned one before.

This is the apartment he can afford. Doesn’t matter if apartments he likely can no longer afford have bigger places. Sure, he could have moved into one with valet parking, and just chose not to do that. 

There many thousands of people with full sized trucks who can comfortably park at their apartment buildings with properly sized parking spots.

That to me is the way funnier part of this story. Is this man ordering a Cybertruck the direct cause of him separating from his wife? Probably not!

I wonder if his pending purchase of the CyberTruck had anything to do with his marital separation?

I’m just glad that we’ve completely avoided the other term used around here (south of Chicago) for a badly cobbled together solution to a problem. One that involves the worst racial slur.

Maybe I’m stupid, but what was supposed to be so amazing about using one finger to turn?

Of all the things annoying about this guy, it’s the ‘nice try Buttercup’ that gets me the most.  May your CT be plagued by all of the common issues

This is actually not true, though the usage still doesn’t fit here. And it very well may have originated with a guy named Jerry who built things shoddily. There were originally two terms:

Jury-Rigged: Nautical term used to describe rigging that was improvised. In the case of structural damage to a sailing vessel, the…

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I really wish Quantumania had actually had the guts to strand Scott and Hope in the Quantum Realm, instead of simply bluffing about it.

Now she can wear her Maga hat without fear of losing her Disney job.

Stepping away from what seems like the obvious choice (wealth and fame) can feel scary at times, but stepping into your dharma replaces the fear with fulfillment.

She wants time off to spend with her friends:

She played Kate Austen, not Kate Bishop. Kate Bishop is Hawkeye.

Because nothing would make this guy happier than to be able to post a video to his YouTube channel titled: “The cops crushed my car and made me film it.”

If you really want to hurt him, make him watch but not film...