Honestly, I think it looks cooler like this.

My wife used to go to these live, and took me with her a couple of years ago, and last year for the finals we decided to stay home, and it turned out to be the best possible decision thanks to this footage. What we could see from the live stream, including all the information that wasn’t clearly visible on the small…

I have friends who have been mugged multiple times in K-town and had their car stolen.

Clearly not.

I’m not saying it’s fully defensible, but from having experienced the area, I get the battle. You try to screw me out of a parking space I think is rightfully mine just about anywhere else, I’m likely to roll my eyes, move along, and be glad I turned off the mic in my dashcam for a few minutes before I forget about…

I think you read that sentence wrong. I’ll rearrange: “And you heavily raise your odds of being mugged.”

In this neighborhood, you’d get mugged for that bicycle pretty quick.

In K-Town it's not merely about good parking, it's about ANY parking. I avoid the area as much as possible because it's a nightmare. Also super dangerous, so walking far is a literal risk.

Not an option in K-town. You’re lucky if you have to walk only 3/4 of a mile from your apartment to your car. And you raise your odds of being mugged heavily.

I was about to call this insane, then I saw it was in K-town and it suddenly made far more sense. It's all dense apartment buildings, most of which have no parking garages. It's like if you dropped Manhattan into the middle of a city where EVERYONE has to own a car. I fully get this battle now.

I’m a white person. I’ve never thought to touch ANYONE’s hair (except my partner, in a romantic, personal way). The idea’s never made sense to me.

You’re right. It was silly of me to write words that people had to actually READ to understand their context. I’ll communicate entirely in GIFs from now on so people can look at the pretty pictures and not have to actually think.

I use Google Pay (they stopped calling it Android Pay a couple years ago now) for exactly this reason. ARCO accepts only debit, but they take NFC payments, so it's the perfect solution.

I’ll help you out. I kind of liked Reloaded and I’ve seen it three times and wouldn’t mind watching it again. I have no desire to ever see Revolutions again. It’s that much worse than the one you considered mediocre.

I enjoyed Reloaded. It’s unquestionably inferior to the first, but has some gorgeous sequences and ideas in it. I’ve seen it at least three times (I’ve seen the original more times than I can count), and I look forward to eventually watching it again.

Please, tell me how “Yes, I realize it’s buried in the price...” could have been communicated any more clearly.

I felt like a “learning reader” while trying to parse that headline. 

Whew, good thing you pointed that out to me. Otherwise I might have indicated that myself in my original comment, or had eight other people ignore the fact that I did and explain it to me as well.

Which again is simply cost of doing business for any other type of item being sold. Best Buy charges me the price on the sticker, regardless of whether their trucks used more fuel this time, or the manufacturer shipped it from Japan. Those costs might be a factor in the final price tag, but generally they’re not as…

...right, like I indicated in the comment. The price is the price at a retail store. Period. The cost of doing business is already figured into that price, not passed along to me separately on the invoice on top of the price.