THIS IS LIKE WHEN RYAN COMPARED BLAKE LIVELY TO BEYONCE. SOMEBODY GO CHECK THE WATER AT THE REYNOLDS HOUSEHOLD BECAUSE THESE FOOLS ARE TRIPPIN.

OK, it took me a long time to get it, but I see it now that they really are cute together. I’m happy for her, she got away from that creep Tom Cruise and found happiness. You just never know who will end up being your lobster. You go, crazy kids.

Nicole’s actually pretty adorable.

“My parents let me have the garage.” -Solange, giving the exact response I was anticipating.

Holy mother’s day this is beautiful!

GUYS, I HAVE BEVER BEEN MORE MAD @POVERTY FOR NOT LETTING ME DO THIS FOR MY MOM.

I will only listen if the track list is something like this:

How is this either a “major upset” or at all “unexpected”? Clinton didn’t contest Indiana, didn’t spend a cent on ads or any time there while Bernie was pouring in millions, even in the past few days her surrogates clearly said they didn’t really expect to win it, polls or no.

I voted Bernie in our primary, and will be there with bells on to vote for Hillary in the general. I’m one of those who still thinks they’re both good candidates. It will be a pleasure to help elect our first Madam President.

It’s less that a lot of people don’t like her than a lot of people are told they shouldn’t like her usually over faux-scandals. If you asked your average republican why they don’t like her they’ll start ranting about Benghazi. Ask your average Sanders supporter and they’ll either bring up something from the 90's or…

I know this is a way that people seem bizarrely reluctant to put it but: YOU GUYS. WE ARE ELECTING THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT.

I just can’t figure out how the fuck people think Drumpf is an electable president. He is a glorified reality TV star.

I know a lot of people don’t like her.... but I really hope people get out and vote, the Republican choices are scary af

SAME

Is that the actor who plays Dong from Kimmy Schmidt???

I was failing to come up with an example but you nailed it

Once when I was a freshman in high school a fellow nobody freshman approached me to say, “So I just wanted to tell you, there’s this rumor going around that I hooked up with [popular senior boy who absolutely did not know either of us existed], and I wanted to tell people it’s totally not true. Just wanted you to…

Becky is the one in purple.

At this point I think they’d be grateful to cram it back into subtext instead of Trump continuing to make it an overt, blaring, neon billboard in twelve-foot-high letters.

This would be quite effective were it not for the fact that “women: you have to treat them like sh*t” is the subtext for the entire Republican party.