Alright Black People basic bitch is officially dead. Meet me over at #blacktwitter in 2o min to discuss new alternatives, b/c thot is also on it's way out.

I suppose Lifetime will have to dust itself off and try again, try again.

When Liza Minelli knows you're too fucked up to interact with the public, YOU ARE.

TRACK pants!!!

The quick wit we've come to expect from Honey Boo Boo

Awwh. One waitress will never forget about Dre.

who's playing R. Kelly?

Bey-elzebub.

Don't look at the photos at the link. Just don't.

Yes, thank you, the answer is in your last sentence. We write different stories for different audiences. Lots of people on Jezebel don't read Gawker and vice versa. (I think we even have data that shows how true that statement is). If we operated under that model of not writing about what another Gawker Media site…

I'm sure I'll get vilified for this, but… I believe his apology. The paparazzo knew what he was doing and got the reaction he was hoping for.

I'm a straight woman who feels like no one's attracted to me. I "peaked" over ten years ago according to men. At least men don't depreciate like fucking cars. Whyyyy do men think women are never lonely, rejected, ignored?! Is it because the "dime pieces" are literally the only ones on your radars?

Is that the 2014 version of a monocle popping out?

Also, no Seth MacFarlane, you are nothing like Paul Rudd. And you should never be allowed to even utter that lovely man's name.

I need POW!GRL to sing me awake every morning. That voice of hers is better than a shot of coffee.

I love how the Goopster has lowered the bar so much that Ms. Jolie even displaying the most basic level of rudimentary self-awareness is applause worthy.

That sketch was pure amazing gold. Thank you so much.

I want to make sweet sweet love to this woman's voice. Not that I want to have sex to a recording of her singing. I want to find a way to isolate her voice and somehow make love to it. Like... Really not creepy, sexy sweet love. Holy shit she is fucking amazing.