Good idea. I did something similar once, I went out and bought her a box of chocolates.....from Jenny Craig. Flowers would have been better. Different woman, similar results as my original comment.

Precisely what went through my mind when the words left my mouth and my brain realized what was said. I'm slow that way. lol.

Yep, that's too long of a response, and before you got halfway through it, she would be throwing things at you....been there, done that, have the bruises. =/

See, that's the thing, I don't ever want to get married...now. There aren't any benefits from it (except perhaps small tax breaks).

A while back, when my girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in her new jeans, I looked up from what I was doing, and without thinking, I told her, "How did you even get into those things?"

Nice wordplay. =)

It's a moot point, especially when the iPad was invented years ago by another company. Here's the proof.....

As always, good points. I had not considered the benefit of the publishers filtering out the crap. I know a few "writers" that should be firefighters or plumbers. Don't tell them that though.

What foul language! =P

According to Creationists, the ancient Egyptians, Chinese, and Babylonians were all figments of our imaginations....as was the Dinosaurs. Scientific proof be damned (so to speak).

So why don't the authors just deal directly with Amazon? They (the authors) would be pocketing the 8%-27% cuts the publishers are taking. Most of those "middleman" publishers don't really do shit anymore IMHO.

I have a lot of Tangerine Dreams collection. I was an avid fan. I also enjoyed listening to Art of Noise, 808 State, Red Flag, Depeche Mode, Thomas Dolby, Yello, and Devo. I know there were others but my memory is rather foggy of the early/mid 80s. Now I need to search my old collections and transfer them to…

Not necessarily. You can masturbate other people (Although you may want to get permission first, you don't want to be rude), or if you're from Montana (insert sheep joke here). O.o

Happy Valentines Day to all my Ex'es....

If anyone out there is interested in brewing your own beverages, the best place to go is HomeBrewTalk.com. Mead, Wine, Beer, Cider, and even komubucha recipes and instructions can be found there. Have questions, just ask, there are a ton of cool people there that are happy to help get you started.

My image appears to have disappeared. A bit too suggestive? Hmmm....

Awesome!

Poor Kyle. The only thing Gizmodo trust him with now is Joes old Tamagotchi. Leave the poor guy alone, hasn't he been through enough already? Nah. At least 24 more hours of razzing.

It looks like a ventriloquist dummy to me.

Well why not, the cats and dogs to it, why shouldn't I, it's my house!