Do you live in the Serengeti? I swear the background in that pic could be somewhere in Tanzania/Kenya.

I'm just not seeing it. =)

Actually that was the first "Billie" to pop into my mind. =)

How dare you insult my family lineage! I take great offense that you think I come from THAT hideous thing!!! Now Jesus, you will feel the perspicacity of my prodigious jocularity. En Garde!

Absolutely incorrect good sir! Billy & Billie unfriended Marvins' daughter Jenelle, then Marvin shot and killed Billy and Billie. Jamie, the friend of Marvin & stalker of Jenelle, apparently assisted in this heinous crime. What wasn't reported was that Jenelle friended Billy Mays and Billie Holiday after this…

That's really cool, but I would break my back trying to shake the table back to it's clear, default configuration. O.o

The way our justice system is heading, it is increasingly more difficult to prove innocence than say 20 years ago. The police don't spend the time to find the truth these days, they are only looking for quick convictions. "Guilty until proven innocent" is much easier for the police/courts. =/

I didn't explain things clearly, please see my previous comment. Thanks. =)

Apparently I wasn't clear in my comment. When accused of a crime, you are presumed guilty. It is very difficult to prove your innocence. This is NOT a good thing. I've lived in the U.S. and in Germany, amongst other countries.

"The largest ever was regurgitated by a seagull in 1983 and—what was left of it, at least—measured 13 inches."

After hearing him speak, I swear he was the voice of Heimlich from A Bug's Life. What do you think?

In Germany, when charged with a crime, you have to prove innocence, unlike the in the U.S., where you have to prove guilt. It's much harder to prove innocence than guilt in most cases, hence the reason to start legal proceedings in Germany.

Something about this new technology sure seems......

Her clitoris grows larger than your penis. So lookout when she starts swinging that thing around. She might poke your eye out while eating at the Y. O^x

I lit a fire in the fireplace, put out plates of cookies for the kids, got all the presents under the tree, woke the kids, then played this Christmas music. Those kids repeat the darnedest things, the (ex)wife will be proud when she gets them back tomorrow. Ho-Ho-Ho, Ho.

Now that's some funny shit. Thanks for the laugh. =)

Mine didn't rap, but started bitching at me to take out the garbage and mow the lawn. I now have an Android. If I wanted that kind of attention, I would have a wife.

Good question! I know the white ones sing Sarah Mclachlan and Sara Evans pretty good, and their dictionaries include the words "cracker", "vanilla", "milky", "ashen", and "pasty". O^o

Oh no you di'int just go there! SIRIously!?!!?!?? jeez! =)

"Again, it's not your place to say how many people is too many; it's the place of the planet. And when there is too many, it will let us know."