This would make a funny story explaining your alarm clock to the TSA folks.

Well, if my penis were ever run over by a dastardly gang of Shriners, it may very well look like that. But since I tend to vehemently guard my dangly bits from just such incursions, I just don't see the resemblance.

Greyhound sucks. I've only had the "pleasure" of riding on 3 Greyhound buses, and all 3 were trips from hell. (Crying babies, stinky passengers, extreme heat, punks playing music too loud, etc.)

1) There aren't any Greyhound bus drivers that look like that. She looks to be a high school student (Kofa, Yuma, or Cibola?)

I watched the entire video, it was a bit long, but well worth watching. It was very enlightening. What I'm taking away from it is that I need to eliminate my fructose intake (glucose is much better for you), eat a lot more fiber, and stop drinking alcohol. Easier said than done, but I will make a serious effort to…

It may be sad for some, but I stayed in the dorms until I was 22. It was a co-ed dorm, and there were more 18-21 hotties there than anywhere else. Gawd, I miss those days.

Four Stars for that comment. Awesome.

Um, hi Matt. So, how's your weekend going? Good, I hope. =)

Cool. Thanks!

WHERE! Oh wait, that's just Jesus.

=)

Will Power, The Angry coming to theaters August 14, 2011.

I normally post on Gizmodo, but this thread made me do this. All Hail Jalopnik.

Perhaps they've cleaned up the city since I was last there in 1990. Apparently it was "throw your garbage on the street day" during my visits to Chicago. The rest of the time, it apparently resembles something out of a Disney movie, according to you.

I never said I was from Urbana, I said I lived there briefly. You are correct, Urbana was a nasty place too.

Perhaps he found out how to make it from the U.S. Army's FM 5-250 (Explosives & Demolitions), or the horribly inaccurate "Anarchist Cookbook".

I prefer cooler places with more clouds and rain. Idaho just doesn't do it for me. I get miserable when it gets over 80. I had a g/f that went to WWU a few years ago, so I'm a bit familiar with the area. Gorgeous place, nice views.

Don't feel bad, I only knew about 206, 425, and 509. I had to look the rest up.

How about painting a big-assed neon target on your chest while waving around a huge mirror, and top it off with an few blasts of an airhorn. It would have the same effect as wearing those panels, especially in the desert.

I've traveled all over this planet. I've been to most major cities in the U.S. and Europe, and a few elsewhere. I didn't say it was the dirtiest city I've ever been to, but it was close. New York tops that list, IMHO.