Balderdash! The bowler had already collected four wickets in the inning. 

Cults often have varying degrees of uniforms, too. It doesn’t mean they’re underwritten by someone with real power. It means they have a leader. In this case, that leader is focused on normalization.

Because Venezuela is a socialist country and their economy collapsed like a year and a half ago because oil prices collapsed. As for what it has to do with Beto Democrats=socialism.

Nah, he can do that even if Cruz wins.

And well, 15 guys just flew in and out to visit the consulate, happened to see Khashoggi, and had some words with him. Things got a little heated, some punches got thrown, and well, you know how these things escalate into cutting off fingers and eventual dismemberment. Toxic masculinity and all that.

#JobsNotMobs

With a bone saw in hand, you are practically guaranteed to see a side of the country most tourists never see. It also drastically cuts down waiting time at the consulate.

They were tourists! That bone saw was for tourism!

the return of the invisible accordion...

That story makes complete sense, aside from the fact that they dismembered the body after the ‘fight’ with a bonesaw they brought along special for the occasion.

Standard Trump procedure after being proven to be wrong is to ignore it completely.

UK Update

Apparently he was Schrodinger’s Journalist.

I wonder if deep down he hopes Cruz loses so he gets to go back to mocking him.

Ehhhhhh.....they do love “model minorities” and if Haley runs while she still scratches that Palin 2008 itch for conservative male pundits and voters she has a shot.  That said, if Trump wins in 2020 he’s turning on Pence’s ass and saying “my VP is a cuck only Don Jr./Ivanka can carry on the MAGA movement”. 

He jokes that he’s Catholic, but his wife is a “Shiite Catholic.” It’s pretty funny when he does the bit.

“fiscally conservative, socially liberal”

It’s a dinner that raises money for Catholic charities, and Gaffigan has said that he (or at least his wife) is Catholic, so that’s my guess.

I think The French Connection (1971) is a better NYC gritty crime/police drama with an equally awesome car chase, but The Seven-Ups is definitely worth checking out if you have the time. Awesome scenery, an alright plot, etc. And of course, the car chase rocks. :D

What’s the worst case scenario? That it sucks, no one buys it, and we all get to make fun of it forever? Like Bruce Willis’ jazz album, or ScarJo’s Tom Waits cover album? I’d be fine with that.