Uhhhh...Portugal vs. United States 2014 World Cup? I thought you guys watch this stuff....never mind....

That’s a sporting chicken, my friend, SPORTING.

Yeah I’m by no means Mattis biggest fan but trump is a bully and a pussy which is why he will pull this passive aggressive shit on folks he doesnt like but isn’t man enough talk tough to...honestly trump isn’t man enough to talk shit to anyone to their faces he rather go on Twitter like a bitch 

I fully expect Mattis to be asked to resign by this time next week, to be replaced by our new SecDef, Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper, of the Strategic Air Command’s 843rd Bomb Wing.

In line to replace Mattis:

I think Mattis is someone who genuinely intimidates Trump. Trump envies a lot of people and feels insecure around them, but always finds something about them to attack so he can feel more comfortable with himself. But Mattis is so obviously better than him in every conceivable way that Trump’s only recourse is to…

Mattis is a good, honest, straightforward, no bullshit kind of leader who doesn’t suffer fools well and I’m shocked he’s suffered this feckless coward as long as he has.

Sure, let’s have two cowardly draft dodgers making decisions about the military instead of an actual general. I thought Trump loved “his” generals.

It’s funny Mattis should come up; in the whole discussion of “challenge coins” I was browsing around at some muricarahrahdotcom site and saw this gem among them, which completely cracked me up (not the intended effect, I’m thinking):

― Mark Twain

It’s not surprising that Trump doesn’t like one of the only high-ranking people in his administration that actually is objectively well-qualified for his job and genuinely dedicated to selfless public service.

Mattis has been good about as good as we can hope for as defense secretary so let’s hope trump keeps being a pussy and be passive aggressive about firing him (just like he is with sessions since sessions basically said ‘you want me gone, say it to my face')

I admit I clicked just to find out if England had been confirmed as England.

After yesterday, Poland are no longer a country, and are therefore ineligible for the fraudulence rankings.

I like this idea.

In context it’s actually the Eclesiarch Decius XXIII announcing one of the Man-Emperor’s declaration that he is not a god and that he should be worshipped as a man now since in TTS 40k, the Emperor can now communicate with a text-to-speech device.

Unrelated, but I appreciate anyone who uses the word “wherewithal”.

Whenever I look at these cosplay articles, I really wish I could like, find a group of people who are into making complex costumes like this, and then be a model for them. Because I think I might have a good body type for it, but holy hell do I not have the patience or wherewithal to build stuff like this.