They even had their human interest hook! She’s a freaking snowboarder who borrowed Shiffrin’s skis!

The worst part is that her reaction after the run is the stuff live sports TV dreams of:

In the original Marvel’s Avengers? No. War Machine was in Iron Man and Falcon was introduced in Captain America Winter Soldier.

Can white people get over the “ we can’t be proud to be white “ thing. You can be proud Italians, Irish, or German. That’s a specific white. The reason we say proud to be black is because we don’t know where the fuck we came from!

To be fair, Samuel L. Jackson had a rocket launcher in Avengers, which is a much better superpower than a bow and arrow. But he was also the only black person with more than one line in that movie’s large ensemble cast.

Ben Shapiro in his dumb rant asked if “Blade’ was not enough.”

When Shuri called him a colonizer, the whole theater died.

Get out of Asgard! Wakanda isn’t a real place? No wonder he’s so upset! Making up places that don’t exist. In a MOVIE. Have you no shame, Hollywood/Marvel?

“The Cool Kids’ Philosopher” as the NYT bravely called him earlier this year.

Hmmm. Not quite slavery, but definitely has an indentured servant feel about it. Maybe slavery??

So is the goddamn flag of every nation they raise on the podium, and the goddamn anthem they play of every nation.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t Mike Richter use his Rangers mask when competing for Team USA at the Olympics? Which very prominently featured the Statue of Liberty?

For the kids:

Hey, we are playing your national anthem and hanging your flag above you in a on a podium that ranks you from best to third best. This has nothing to do with Nationalism or National Pride!

To be fair one time the statue of liberty did attack a rich white guy who was trying to take advantage of a newborn baby while blasting rock and roll.

Aw, you ruined it.

Mike Pence is going to sit so fucking hard.

Which is best?

My question is, why wasn’t it already considered a political symbol?!