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Don't worry. You're not alone. The original movie suffered from trying to stuff 8 years worth of a serialized comic into a 2+ hour movie. As a whole, I really didn't like it the first time I saw it. That said, I really liked certain sequences and visuals. I own it, and I've watched it a few times now. It gets…

I knew 90% of the angry "You killed Bucky" fans were fans who were upset that I brought him back in the first place who I had won over. Hopefully I will be able to win them back again.

Yes! If we're going to have wild theories, why not Claude?

Keep an eye on bookshelves for my latest sci-thriller Blood Rice: Long-Grain of the Law (A Bamf Haldroon Adventure), due in the spring.

Dammit! I've gotta be faster on the draw if I want to be the first to make a Blade reference on io9.

The best thing (read: only good thing) about a new Twilight movie? A new RiffTrax mocking it.

Now I have to go to wikipedia or some-such to find out if he survived the war.

Easter eggs aren't necessarily canon. Though it's entirely possible that Rockstar doesn't have any new stories to tell with the old characters. The player character is probably all new — heck, this might be the first GTA since the original game to feature multiple PCs. Still, there's something to be said for bringing…

That would be amazing. Maybe he's an undercover who "gets too deep."

I mean, yeah. Dude's been killed like a hundred times.

A lot of people are hopin' (and wishin') that the protagonist is Tommy Vercetti. I really doubt it. If Rockstar wanted Tommy, they would have hired Ray Liotta. If Liotta didn't want to do it, Rockstar would make it a different character. Besides, Tommy wouldn't move to Los Santos "for the weather." And he'd be in his…

The English are not to be trusted.

Well, of course she thought about killing Ron. Woman has some serious bloodlust. She killed the damned owl, for crying out loud.

Oh man. You've got to watch the whole thing. It's really a beautiful thing. Especially the Quidditch match.

I was hoping someone would make this.

That said, your mention of Flea reminds me of his star turn in Back to the Future Parts II & III.

That interpretation makes the scenario a little more palatable. Personally, I got pretty annoyed when Shane shot Otis right after offering to stay behind. It just seemed like the show really wanted Shane to do something shocking. Furthermore, all that time they spent rasslin' around could have been spent running…

What are you talking about? We need to ensure a never-ending supply of consumers in ever-greater numbers to ensure production and profits increase to infinity.