Okay, so, I never got around to playing RE5. Jill is blonde now? What.

Now I do.

Isn't the new Resident Evil about an Umbrella clean-up crew? He's gotta be in that, right?

Justin Bieber?

These days? Or all days up to now?

I never realized that Nuclear Winter would be caused not so much by the explosions, but the resulting fires.

That was amazing. Serious question: what exactly does it take to cause Nuclear Winter?

God help us if the Somali pirates find the ley-line.

Then, as now, they had to be stopped. Who will put the Crunch on Somalian pirates?

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Ms. Woerner obviously had Captain Kirks on the brain.

That was great.

Assuming direct control indeed.

It's probably exploding from the inside, which is something no one knew how to do previously. That, and it's pretty clear that most of the in game experts don't really know what they're talking about.

I wouldn't expect it to be all that long. Shadow Broker was, what, an hour or two? Arrival won't be more than 3, and that's being extremely generous.

I never realized Leisure Suit Larry was based on a real person.

I like the show, but your comment is hilarious.

SCARLET PIMPERNEL: THE GAME

That's pretty much all I've seen of that game, yeah.

I know I totally forgot about them until I saw this video. The aftercare program at my elementary school had it — I never thought I'd see it again. It's like a half-remembered dream.