The car wash cannot save you now!

For reference, here is a 2014 Kia Optima

"You take the blue pill - The story ends. You wake up in your GM and believe... whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - You stay in this Kia dealership and I show you how deep the product line goes."

Ha - I would have just saved the web page and images to a folder on the disk. Then bookmark the local file. Give them what they want when no one else can :-)

This isn't a fixing someone else's PC story but it did make me hella mad.

i was regularly cleaning up a coworkers personal PC, wiping all the malware and search bars and tons of dangerous stuff from porn sites. after the third time, I mentioned to her she should probably ask her husband to stop going to so many porn sites on her PC. She blushed deep deep red and in a low voice, "Uh... he…

LOL, Brown Wagon

Best touchdown in New York in weeks.

Stay classy, Canada.

My GIF to you all.

When I was 7 or 8, I moved about 40 minutes away and had to go to a different school. My best friend and I bought those fitted-together heart necklaces and vowed to remain best friends forever, in spite of the trials of distance. Our plan was to form a letter-writing club (of two people, which is totally enough for…

Lucky bastard that I am, Jason let me drive this thing from the LA Convention Center to his house deep within a volcano on the outskirts of Los Angeles.

Why don't they make 2 Minis, one called Cooper which should be small, like proper small, maybe like Volkswagen up! (worst name ever. Exclamation mark, really? (The fuck is this, Dora the Explorer?)) or Fiat 500 size, stuff in it the 3 cylinder engine with a nice power output and make another one, call it how they…

It just goes to show that people who comment on the internet are the lowest lowlifes out there.

Lol. I like it when professors try to create these bullshit rules. I had one professor try to screw me over attendance. Told him to shove it, that I pay for the class and I use it how I like and his job was to teach me when I show up and grade my papers. If I am smart enough to pass the class without even being…

Sex is only allowed in the 3rd floor bathroom and the basement broom closet between 3-5pm on Fridays and 12pm-1pm on Mondays.

Lamborghini has never been subtle.

You ALWAYS buy three