Brian, it's cool. I laughed. Don't touch the title.

Nailed it. :D

Okay, okay. I've had the Archos 80 G9 and Archos 70. Both of them were fragile and Archos' support is only for two OS updates (Ex. 3.1 to 4.0 but not to 4.1). They're buggy, slow, and when they finally get the OS right, a new one is out. Avoid them. They're not worth your time. Spend a little and get a lot more.

Was going to comment if you didn't. ;)

I could have sworn I saw this guy in a restaurant the other day....

In the eyes of the airline companies, we're all the same, except our infants when compared with potatoes are much louder.

Eh, depending on the size of the sex tape it varies. Google Beam in my experience has always been a finicky little bastard. For a video, I'd say about 4 minutes. NFC faster than Bluetooth but slower than WiFI.

I've been using Ubuntu since 10.04 and I've enjoyed it ever since. I've learned to code somethings for it and I know the in and outs of it pretty well. It's an especially good operating system for programming and recently gaming, thanks to the Humble Bundle. Honestly, you just can't go wrong with it.

It wasn't the best deal but it was pretty darn good. I sprang for my first albiet older DSLR, a Nikon T3. It came with two lenses, a body, and a SD card for $499. It has been super duper fun for the single day I've had it. Ah, consumerism....

"I just bought twelve" Jesus Oprah...

You can obviously tell he's not a Nigerian prince. His grammar is too good.

I installed Windows 8 Consumer Preview fine on my computer with a questionable OS. I think it'll be fine.

I've waited for many years to meet a girl who knows what Linux even is. Too bad I'm in high school.

Cats! And why there's more results for dogs then cats on Google Search.