Diane also goes around the country throwing temper tantrums when men try and open the door for her. She has abortions at eight months and three weeks. And she files false rape complaints by the score.

And this was the day I started looking for jobs in San Francisco...?

Thanks for your very kind, generous words. If anyone would get that there are lots of reasons women have sex, and that orgasm isn't always one of the main goals, I should have known it would have been the lovely ladies of Jezebel.

My "Demons" folder is labeled "Porn".

She's not imaginary, she's from Canada. We met at summer camp. I don't have any photos cause her family is really strict about that stuff.

Never, whore.

Anne of Cleves totally trumps Prince Harry.

w/e I was a national merit scholar finalist 12 years ago and I still brag about it.

Cardiff? Weird orange blob things?

The easy answer is it's a potluck festival. Everyone who attends is expected to contribute somehow, and thus be an "participant" and not an observer. What you bring is completely up to you, be that art, and activity or and idea. Now imagine that 50% of 60,000 people are contributing to this festival, you get a whole…

This guy is definitely not a cop.