I lived on a farm (cows, turkeys, chickens, orchards, but not acres of wheat) until I was 5, not too many specific memories though. We had big breakfasts on weekends sure, but weekday mornings were a blur of animals, kids to school and people to work. It might have had something to do with the fact that my parents…

When was this that people sat down and had a hearty breakfast? Who were these ancestors? I feel like the whole "sit down to a huge meal for breakfast" is a relatively recent, luxurious, development. Working people have always been busy. I don't know about you but I picture my hard-farming, Irish-American ancestors…

Bah, I want to see this go to the Supreme Court. In this one instance I think I will be glad to see Scalia up on the bench, the very same Scalia who in 1990 found that religious believers and institutions are not entitled to an exemption from generally applicable laws. Don't we have laws that mandate life-saving…

Yeah, I nearly did a spit-take. Does insurance really cover Rogaine? And not birth control? I think I'm surprised in a much more negative sense than you are.

Seconded. I'm really enjoying Erin's writing.

maybe the pregnancies have something to do with all the free viagra the male chimps have been receiving...

Yeah, I went through a tough period of cystic acne from 22-29 and I still have some terrible scars and minor breakouts. For me makeup, consisting of light foundation and concealer, gets me back to baseline, to bare faced and natural, rather than scarred and spotty. As the scars fade my make-up routine and levels have…

but women have an automatic out if they say the magic safe word "vagina"

who knows how many sperm he has aborted...

on an aspirin, I'm sure.

It really, truly has me doubting the representative system, to see uninformed dickwads like this making legislative decisions that affect people's lives.

my rage began at "you know what? I'm really rich."

I did not go to a TX public school but based on my experiences with their product your assessment is entirely correct.

srsly! if this is true, how do conservatives complain about people on welfare!!

yeah, sexiness just went up a few orders of magnitude. also, I will always scrutinize closely to see whether he is commando or not. Ms. Beaverhause, you just made my weekend.

Trick question! Answer is D) all of the above

Also, it's nice to know that my abortion is rare and not easily obtained. I don't want to be waiting for my town car outside a gala and find out that the wasp next to me has the same abortion. Horrors!

Initially read as "pick up a new hobo", thought that sounded just about right after drinking a bottle of sweet rot-gut.

I love the Laura Mercier starter flawless face kit (available at Sephora). The concealer is amazing (unbelievably, I can appear as though I sleep deeply and regularly) and the tinted moisturizer works great for days where you need just a little coverage. It comes with brushes for the concealer and a sponge applicator…

I was actually rereading the comments to that article (not the article itself, which disgusted and disappointed me) and saw that. Too bad Va's gone but good thing we have GrapeParfait. :)