Mariah and Her Moiness have twin personalities. That over the top diva fabulousness they share is so very similar. They’d have the same taste in things.

You and I evidently do not frequent the same restrooms.

Yeahh. I saw the Mexican. I deserve this dirt.

I find Mark Hamill‘s response to be charmingly self-aware.

my car is named koko. because the color is “latte” and because she’s got some nice contouring on her like khloe kardashian.

Yeah, seriously. This is the only solid evidence that there’s trouble.

I’ve always suspected that ol’ Brad wasn’t terribly bright, but he has consistently given the impression that he’s into his kids. Perhaps his request was made to protect the kids from spending the rest of their lives from having the dirty deets of Mom & Dad’s divorce applied to whatever they do. “Zahara Gets Her Third…

“Jolie sources say she wants the case to be private just as much as Pitt does.”

frankly? i hate barrels.

Dear Brad,

I’m really sorry you don’t have privacy. It always feels especially shitty when I’m on display and life is complicated and/or messy.

Yeah but I feel like Brad and Angie’s whole life together has been similarly locked down. I bet they are serious about the NDAs.

Yeah, that is fucked up? Why release them publicly? Who does that help? If that was my dad I wouldn’t want that news shared with the world.

Ok so this is not related to this dirt bag in anyway but I had a peak 2016 moment today and I need to tell someone about it.

come on, la county da - no one who has ever met him could deny that russell crowe is a tosser.

I barred HateFrankel.

It sucks because I am a big fan of Angelina and the humanitarian work she does but her attorney’s ties to that scumbag Harvey Levin makes me sick. I do family law and her bullshit of wanting the records sealed but only if he complies completely with her is emotional blackmail and bullshit. He does not have to comply…

That article was insane even for XoJane.

Re: Mark Hamill