They used to stuff fragrant stuff in there to block out the stench of dead bodies/general poor sanitation.

I think I’m this girl and I don’t want any of it except the desk thing.

Why do plaque doctors have the birdlike shape for masks?

Exactly. In these scenarios you have to understand the context, and the way the Catholic Church works. I was raised Catholic but am now agnostic, and while I don’t think Pope Francis gets a pat on the back, it seems more productive to acknowledge that this is a small forward step for the Church rather than lambast the…

Not necessarily thank them - but how about not shit on them for it. Steps in the right direction, however small, should not be punished.

i get the snark, but really, for women of faith, this is a huge deal to them. Right or wrong, they feel like they’ve sinned and need forgiveness. This is a good thing. This is one of those moments where we can step out of our bubble a little bit and understand the progress that this is for faithful Catholics.

So if someone isn’t quite as much of a total and complete asshole to you today as they were yesterday, you should thank them?

True story: My period is now over a week late. I’m pretty sure the election of Trump has just caused my ovaries to go out of business, but yesterday I took a pregnancy test just to be sure. While I was walking to the drug store to get it, I was thinking about how before the election I had decided if I got pregnant at…

I’m just going to let the great President Meyer (great compared to Trump) say what needs to be said.

I’m genuinely curious: How is it that you are familiar enough with this blog to know that you should hide behind a burner, yet still have no idea how it works? And what does it feel like in that moment when smug arrogance turns to embarrassment?

Sources say West is “a pathetic manbaby, with an ego the size of a planet.”

Sources say West is “taking a breather to deal with personal issues.”

That’s because the search engine stinks. LC was mentioned here last week when he died.

See konspiracy!!! man it was all planned everything is a lie.

His trolling is getting so boring. Today I saw him say, “Show me where I’ve ever been racist” to someone. Why even do this shit at all if you’re not going to at least attempt to be clever?

Taylor Swift can’t melt steel beams!

It’s a new account every day, and I think he’s having a breakdown with these usernames...

Drake is “Bitch, me too!”ing Taylor Swift, because of course he is. He’s the Taylor Swift or rap. Wheels within wheels, man. It all makes sense. Wake up sheeple!

Avril. Drake. Who will be the next suburban child of an orthodontist you export to our detriment?

I have an idea. What if apple came up with this concept, and paid each of these very popular artists huge sums of money to appear in these commercials? I find them entertaining, but I’m a boob.