That and Hal Holbrook’s character’s response to the tirade:

“You know what’s wrong with women?”

“No, what??!!!”

“They’re always late.”

I find this so incredibly cathartic

Oh shit, really? Fucking hell. 2016 is taking literally everything away from me. GOD DAMN.

If we get lucky, she’ll she’ll share them like Ashley dud with her Trump emails.

Omg I don’t think you read the post!

“Black and red leather. Holiday sparkle. Entrance matters.”

This reminds me of one of Julia Sugarbaker’s amazing speeches on Designing Women:

What in the actual hell?! You list all these accomplishments and you don’t list the MOST important one of all? You people, I swear. There is literally nothing more male than this...

Then I put my hands up

here’s the latest catalog, order anything you wish:

It’s his hit song “Bourne this way”

Bourne? Jason Bourne?

do you have a calendar?

Did you get dropped on your head as a child?

Well given the converging dates, can we then assume the seat on the International Toilet is up?

invented by a man.

i’m imagining a lot of ridic emails from men to you, madeleine.

I welcome all men to kiss my ass this morning, and every morning to come.

International Men’s Day—not to be confused with “every day, ever, throughout the history of human civilization”—is special because on this day, we sing the manly anthem.