I’m weirdly happy for J. Lo and A. Rod, but for whatever reason that headline is giving me never-gonna-get-married vibes. 

This is probably douchey of me, and it’s really wonderful that Britney Spears is getting proper psychological care and that her family is supportive, but I’m pretty weirded out by calling one’s sister one’s “crush”.

No, but the hyperlink says Roberts called Tom Hanks “super hot” 

I don’t think anyone ever loved Justin Bieber as a child more than they loved him as a money & fame machine, so I’ll allow him some insensitivity to fertility issues/a lot of other things.

It’s a significant age difference, but we haven’t been watching Dakota Johnson in movies since she was a little kid. 🤷‍♀️ 

Every time I see something about Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin, I think it’s Dakota Fanning and I get freaked the fuck out. 

Just because I’m drinking doesn’t mean someone should add a shot to my soda without telling me. 

1.) She “likes to be married” is a very funny thing to say.

Why is what she said here bad? 

This just makes me hope people stop commenting on each other’s superficial grooming choices. That’s sexual harassment to a pretty bad extent, regardless of what she chose to do with her pubic hair. 

I know everyone says this about everything, BUT . . . I think the “friend” is Kris Jenner. This gives Khloe the upper hand. 

I’m confounded that you’re the only one who’s brought this up.

What I don’t understand is how his blatant disrespect for this guy’s request lines up with his logic posited in quote number one— after only three dates, the guy will break up with you if you wave such a glaring red flag in his face.

Someone pointed out upthread that Jonas’s mom (who Chopra refers to as the one cooking him meals) was from Texas, so she (Chopra) is more referring to her (his mom’s) way of running a household than literally where he grew up.

He’s always given me hardcore douche vibes. 

Apart from the gift basket rumors, Derek Jeter seems like a decent guy, whereas ARod comes off as an arrogant asshole (though I like him more since he got fired and took up with JLo).

It was a very strange tone.

“I don’t get Pete Davidson’s appeal” is, in many ways, the new “Stop paying attention to the Kardashians!”

That line was Fucked. Up.

I don’t care too much about Ariana Grande, but I’ll say that I’m very disappointed to learn that she’d stoop so low as to stop feuding with Piers Morgan.