Maybe she wants to bond with her child? What a weird comment.

The one advantage to being a perma-grey is I can tell trolls to fuck off without feeding them. Just because someone doesn’t have a formal education from a White/Western perspective doesn’t mean they’re unintelligent or uninformed. Listen to the substance of what she says (much of which is problematic) before you judge…

I absolutely get where you’re coming from and don’t disagree. But everyone’s situation is different an

I absolutely get where you’re coming from and don’t disagree. But everyone’s situation is different and some people like the big romantic gestures. (I’m not assigning gender roles to who proposes, though I get that cultural norms *have*, in a very deeply ingrained way. I feel where you’re coming from and respect it.)

Me too, please? I’ve been commenting pretty frequently since the pre-Kinja days and I don’t troll. Plus, back when you needed staff approval for your comment to be seen at all by regular people, Richard Lawson approved me, and if I could have Bobby ungrey me, I’d be very excited about that.

It’s fine if the proposal *itself* is a surprise, but yes, all that talk should be done ahead of time.

I had probably a literal second in which I was genuinely afraid of this. 

Her disrespect for that guy who offered her a free thing was fucking infuriating, but she seems like she’s grown up a lot since then. And, I agree that she probably wouldn’t do something *so* gross— if nothing else, she has a reputation to protect, so from a purely PR perspective, I doubt she’d do that.

There’s an episode of The Simpsons where Lisa tries to explain why a certain joke is funny to Homer and he can’t get it, so she finally says “It’s a joke, Dad,” to which he replies “Oh! A joke!” and laughs, and sometimes I find myself in his situation. Like right now.

Is he being literal? I took it as a very specific metaphor.

And I doubt this would happen in this case, but you don’t want to end up in a Frances Bean Cobain sitch if things don’t end well. 

WTF does that Jack Osbourne quote even mean? It sounds like a journal entry from the opening scene of a movie about a man finding his way back to civilization after being the lone survivor of a plane crash.

How is Bill Cosby 81 and not, like, a hundred and forty five?

My thing with this is that Kim probably paid/pays a stylist (or several) anyways. I don’t think it’s really “controlling” in their case, but wtf do I know. 

What’s Jean-Ralphio’s role in all of this?

Thank you. I know that appreciating each second she’s next to me is all I can do right now (well, that and follow the vet’s orders as best as she’ll let me).

How does she feel about physical discomfort felt by elms, etc?

Tree Payne? How am I just learning this. Bree Wain sounded like a silly name until I clicked through and saw— Tree. Fucking. Payne? This is all I’m going to think about until I die now.

She was born with only one kidney, which we only just discovered (she’s about 10 years old). It makes it hard for her to absorb nutrients without a bunch of medication, which it’s difficult to get her to take. I’m trying not to make any predictions about what’s going to happen right now, but the good news is she’s…

I have only ever had rescue pets and only ever plan on adopting. I advocate for rescuing over buying pets whenever that’s an option. That being said, my cat is very ill at the moment and I’m terrified and devastated. I can’t imagine reading an article about her death and seeing a bunch of comments saying it’s…