“No, I don’t believe the Rams offense existed,” Hayes said last month. “Not even a little bit. With these players, it’s crazy because man has never seen the Rams offense, we can agree on that, right? But they know exactly how to put an offense together? I believe there is more of a chance you will find a team in L.A.…
TroubleInParadise
TroubleInParadise
I fuckin hate the whole ‘kiss ass’ thing. If I like someone’s writing, I like it. I can’t fuckin help that. Even if half the time I don’t agree with shit Jia might say, I still thoroughly enjoy the way she said it.
WHAT ARE WE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE THINGS ANYMORE. Cause if so...
I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.
The New York State Young Republicans—not to be confused with the New York Young Republicans, whose website is much…
My rotten older sister got her hands on a dirty magazine and showed me a photo of Long Dong Silver. He had a two-foot long penis. I cut his photo out of the magazine and took it to middle school, where it made the rounds before it was confiscated by a teacher. She hunted me down, inquiring from hand to hand where the…
I got arrested for being drunk in public on my 21st birthday.
Well, this one time in the ‘90s, my family went on vacation. We have a big family, and a winter storm knocked our power out, and somehow the person in charge of making sure we were all in the airport shuttle miscounted. So I got left home alone for a couple days. No biggie, I found some cash for snacks and pizza, but…
I grew up living next door to my maternal grandparents. They were wonderful grandparents who were very loving and giving. Throughout my childhood and adolescence I typically went and hung with them five or six times a week.
When I was in 5th grade there was a girl down the street that was in 4th grade that I hung around with a lot. We never did anything other than a peck on the lips. However for Valentine’s day I thought it would be funny to write her a love note. Now I’m a dumb little 5th grader that is just hitting puberty so my mind…