“Bossy Bottom” is the worst name I have ever heard for a World War II bomber.

Can’t believe Eaton passed up a perfectly good opportunity to say, “I don’t need to pay off my mortgage, since I’m living rent free in your head.” What kind of fucking baby-beefers are these?!
Also, Barry’s mortgage talk is some prime dad content and I’m here for it.

I'm still coming to grips that we both find his daughter attractive.

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

That’s a pretty thorough breakdown. That said, my uppity Black ass sincerely has a problem having sports like football (money maker) subsidizing those like golf (money pit). (And I will spare you another long post by readily acknowledging that certain women’s sports at certain schools can generate money, and I don’t…

I’m just glad for him that he landed inside the arena.

“His main pastimes were dunking a little ball into a hoop, and blowing himself.”

Thus providing the youth, vitality and fresh new ideas Joe Biden and Bernie Sanders can only dream of offering voters.

The Late Cretaceous.

......... you’re going to have to be waaaaayyyyyy more specific there.

ideals long espoused by conservatives: free minds, free markets and free people.

I am probably the only person in my office tower who knows this is happening and yet I am incredibly pumped to see a Froome-less/somewhat neutered Team Sky Vuelta.

To the point where I have had to stop myself from asking my co-workers (or random people on the elevator) who their GC guy is. (Team Nibali here btw).

the retirement of offensive lineman Richie Incognito

This is Daulerio’s fault. I can’t prove it. But I know it in my heart.

Unabomer couldn’t tackle for shit.

I put together a quick playlist for Clay to check out, just in case he doesn’t know which songs to sing along to. https://open.spotify.com/user/longmasterwolf/playlist/7cu3I68Ofg4P7jY8iD53ij?si=db_U4pEJRf-ApPLlxkS_ww

If you wanna be dense and take this whole shit literally, fine good take.

Samer is clearly calling out the hypocrisy of Mr. Travis defending actions that he (ostensibly) does not deem defensible enough to personally undertake.

Thomas Jefferson must be rolling over in his slave.