As a Penguins’ fan, so was I.

I’m pretty sure this is Canada’s version of lying in state.

I cannot thank you enough for the recommendation, but you left out the absolute best part of the stream: AUSTRALIAN ANNOUNCER. I urge everyone to go to the 1:08:00 mark for the call on the “big man” Mandziy from Ukraine. Or any time he says SloVACKya.

I’m arguably the only person on this site who has ever traveled internationally to watch pro ski jumping.

“Vin Baker lighting it up” could mean several different, unrelated things. Just sayin’.

As a former Whalers season ticket holder and someone who has their tickets to the playoff games that never were (after we lost that ‘92 post-season opener) framed in his office, I will just politely say:

How I’ve felt all day as a Pats fan.

“He made Deion Branch a Super Bowl MVP” should be on his plaque in Canton.

Coldstone.

Consent?

Deadspin Would Attack The Patriots If They Were Socialist is some high-grade Kinja

Let’s hope that years from now, we look back at the ratios from the Trump years with the same skepticism we currently hold for the power numbers from baseball’s Steroid Era.

TBH, there were already a lot of ways to compare Ty Cobb to the tweets of a lot of these people.

Turn down for what is the best song since Ode to Joy and I say that with no hyperbole.

These two sentences do not belong together:

Posting while drunk is never a good idea. The correct order is:

I can’t fight someone who is absolutely, completely, 100% correct.

From the best Simpsons episode ever.

Yes sir, you have won Today’s Internet! (Sirens go off, bells ring, confetti falls from ceiling.’).