BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

To be honest, I think what they did here is odious. If they keep protesting on friday nights, I bet they’ll take a lot of shit for it back in class and grow to really hate Mondays. If I were a student there I would think they should flush their protest right down the Jon. I’m sick and tired of the division in this…

When the hell is PPB getting in the Hall of Fame, by the way?!!? I refuse to let that flame die.

Sure, blowing a 17+ point lead is a pretty good metric for choking, but a better one is missed game winning field goals of 35 yards or less. Bonus points if it’s under 30 yards, and/or would get your team into the playoffs.

I don’t give a shit what Kate Upton thinks about this, but I will defend my right to watch her say it with the volume off TO THE DEATH!

“it hit me, I should have just went out of bounds and lived to the next play”

Tech bloggers getting fucked? There’s a first time for everything!

So he’s Smails.

Police shooting windshields is just their latest pushback against the calls for transparency.

Was the windshield tinted black?

The ceremony will be held in the parking lot so everyone will have to look the other way.

Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Pow! Reich in the kisser.

Nope. Still fucking hate them.

• July 2003: Rick Pitino finishes coitus by ejaculating in a Louisville restaurant.

I’ve had sex in less time than Ledecky’s margin of victory. And just like the Olympics, it happens once every 4 years.

That's because that isn't exercise. Kickball and softball players in DC are more hated than rats and cockroaches.