Somewhere Barbaro is looking down on this race and still not comprehending any of this, because he is a horse.

Excuse me Tom, but that’s Deadspin Hall of Fame Barbaro. Please show some respect. And maybe write a poem about him.

The secret is a burrito-based diet.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Honestly, there’s not much difference between the AHL and the NHL in terms of talent and style of play. In fact, the only reason I don’t watch the AHL more is because of their stupid DH rule.

“So it’s not a leg???”—Greg Oden’s doctors

Live Action Role Playing. It’s a form of contraception.

Definitely right. Talking to D.C. sports fans about their playoff chances is like talking to new parents,* just full of hope and optimism about the future! No negativity at all.

Mmmmmmmm...the only thing tastier than the tears of Caps fans are the tears of delusional Flyers fans. - sincerely, a Pens fan.

and so it begins.....

I haven’t seen a Blues fan hit the ground that hard since Stevie Ray Vaughn.

*sprints to bathroom running on pure adrenaline*

The Penguins will migrate south on Saturday for a potentially clinching Game 5.

I clicked an article about the best Star Wars game. Now I’m confused, because said article wasn’t about TIE Fighter.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

I guess I walked right into that one.