This is Leicester we’re talking about here; was there any doubt that their championship finish was going to come on anything other than a fucking Thai?

Jonathan Stoews

He was concussed. No question. Wasn’t intentional. I know hockey. Believe me. I know. I watch the best hockey.

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

I don’t speak Spanish too well. … I think it was a Cuban person, frustrated about the politics of it, I guess. He threw two beer cans. Nobody got hit. Nobody did anything. Maybe some guys got wet. It was a Cuba thing.

To be fair Britain did offer us a nice airfield to work with.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

I thought that second one was Yale?!?

“Press Virginia” of course is one of Train’s lesser know, B-side deep tracks.

Kelly our office intern picked UConn because she just bought a husky puppy and her favorite color is blue. Kelly will ruin March Madness more than Yale.

Feetures, baby, Feetures!

His brother, a professor at Cal, had no comment and swiftly flew away from the swarm of reporters.

One Sharting Moment

There are guys like this walking around, and fucking Rudy is the guy they make a movie out of.

GODDAMN IT IN MY OPINION IF YOU HAVE TO PLAY GAMES TO DRINK BEER, YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR MAN CARD REVOKED.

“Hold this under the backboard.”

It looks like nobody is paying too much attention to that memo ESPN sent to the talent a few months ago, the one urging them all to refrain from making political comments.