I'm advancing an alternative theory: The butt is the only real part of her. Nicki Minaj is a sentient butt with a robot attached.

Went out with this guy for a couple of dates, and when he invited me to his apartment for beers after dinner, well, I was game.

When in doubt, throttle it out...

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Enjoy the veal and tip your wait staff.

Fifty pairs. As many strokes as necessary.

Psh, when I get 100 balls for my birthday everyone just slut-shames me :(

In addition to the flight sim records, he had no future social or professional plans past the March 8th flight, which authorities found suspicious.

What the hell is Milk And Honey Original Cafe Mix?

i think the real question is, does the universe put ketchup on these hot dogs? if so i'm defecting.

Agreed. I was more taken aback by the picture of the sunset on Mars than the actual article.

So right!

A picture of the sunset ON FUCKING MARS IS FUCKING AMAZING.