As a child, I had a great interest in breakdancing and archery. It was impossible to do both at the same time, so I chose neither out of respect to each. O how I have failed..

Will the kotaku censor fish now include chips?

That's right little one! Sing it loud and sing it proud!

I can't really watch right now, but doesn't this mean that the gun has to move independently of where the player is looking?

I haven't watched the video, but I'm going to throw a guess out here. Comedy is (in large part, though not exclusively) based on the unexpected. Once a meme, even a genuinely funny one, has reached such saturation that it's being posted in response to every situation, it's no longer unexpected, and thus no longer…

For me, it's like songs. I can love a song, but eventually, if it's overdone, I get a bit tired of it.

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Boo!

Are you blatantly listening to music you don't like again? That's a silly thing to do.

Yup, that's what I always say. They're rehashes, but they're consistently good rehashes. Maybe it makes less sense to pick up the latest game if you've played every one before it, but not everyone has played every iteration of a given series. I think it's cool that you can pick up any given Mario title and know that…

"Here's our new building where we won't be making Star Fox, Metroid or F-Zero either. Please Understand."

Metroid Zero Mission was release 10 years ago

It's a point of shame for the entirety of Germany, and the country isn't a fan of trivializing something as serious as how they allowed a man to commit genocide.

I miss Ensemble Studios :(

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Michael Pachter | Gaming's most famous finance analyst, the guy who makes the predictions everyone loves to talk about.

Personally I see it as an exercise in rationality, something the religious and anti-religious alike should take part in. C.S. Lewis spent a great deal of time debating religion, and if I recall from a biography the one time he lost in a debate was to a Christian woman who was playing devil's advocate and argued her…

Bullshit. Everyone knows that the only legitimate religion is Arceism.

I, for one, welcome our new ancient fossil overlords.