1) It's not the radiation that's hurting your vision. If it is, you have other more pressing problems to worry about.

Awww fair point. There is plenty of cock flying around in straight porn. It's just going to be twice as likely to get cock eye from gay porn :P

I find the whole TPP thing extremely fascinating. A great social experiment and I have to admit that the community and love for the game warms my rusty old heart. Miss my copy of Pokémon Red so much and watching an infinite amount of monkeys trying to type Shakespear is a lot of fun.

I've always wondered how the trenchcoat and trillby thing started and spread among nerd culture, and why they tend to be popular among folks who are Nice Guys (TM).

Playing Pokémon makes me think of my dad, long passed, who would drive me to the mall every week to get a new pack of Pokémon cards. I don't collect the cards anymore, but I hatch eggs in the video games, matching different parent Pokémon to get new monsters with high stats for battling. I orchestrate my own little…

Hey, Totilo did game news for MTV before he came to Kotaku!

That's NUMBERWANG

Bet you enjoy echo chambers filled with Yes men(or women)

I....put my keys and phone in the same pocket?

Wait....people actually sit on their wallets? What the hell? I always put my wallet in my front pocket. No sitting on it and it is quicker to grab.....why would anyone want to put their wallet in the back pocket?

This would work so much better as an Assassin's Creed game.

I prefer this goat petting simulator, regardless of what the reviewer thinks. Instead of BEING the goat you PET the goat and become ONE with the goat. It's much more relatable.

There you go. A body of text, wrote by yourself. One in Times New Roman, the other in Georgia.

I played the shit out this game in school forever ago. It's exactly the same minus the obvious art assets, but existed way before Flappy Bird.

"Gimmick" is such an overused and improperly used buzz word. It's become the new "literally". It's hard to take anyone serious when they throw around that word.

There's no way they'll be able to compete with PS4 and Xbox One, Nintendo themselves know this.

As a true Nintendo fan, I can't see why anyone would be disappointed with the DS or 3DS. More than enough games.

Can we please get some information about this "on demand" service that Iwata seems to have mentioned? I'm seeing some news outlets mentioning it, but with the amount of details everyone seems to have, it would appear Iwata simply mentioned the words "on demand" while coughing into his hands, then went on to talk about…

Like the Prime series, and the GBA Capcom Zelda titles?