TrojanBMW
TrojanBMW
TrojanBMW

My god, Torch. Just how short are your legs?!

Too bad this didn’t happen back before the IRL / CART split. I’m cautiously optimistic. 

Sorry dude. Your every post is asinine, so we all read them with that tinted lens now.

Hot take; Chip Foose’s designs are tacky and not remotely good looking. Just like those old man shirts he wears. 

God damn I wish I could huff aerosols at my job.

Why is the engine appearance package dumb? You do know it’s visible from outside the car, right?

Keyless everything is the best application of technology in the automotive world. I haven’t had a key for my daily in this decade and I say, GOOD.

This is it, folks. Pushing the limits of ‘analog’ car enthusiasm right here.

What’s next, nostalgia for turn signals that don’t have tap-turn?

You’re trolling us, right ?

Yeah, no. I'm going to have to disagree with you on that.

Bald denial.

OK, I’ll ask: what’s with the hair?

No, it’s universally hated.

Bad take: isn’t this your fault, too? You wanted a Supra, badly. You wanted the ultimate Toyota tuner-sports car, the follow-up to the revered JZA80. You wanted something that can equal it, maybe even surpass it. You wanted the 2JZ engine. You bugged them for god knows how long. You saw all the SUpra builds. You got

Dear Jalopnik,

Want to love it. Don’t love it. 

Counterpoint: FUCK, NO.

I agree that people shouldn’t hide their cars away from the world, but you don’t get to decide what other people do with their property. If someone doesn’t want you to touch their belongings, don’t touch them. It’s not about damage, just respecting boundaries.

I feel weird that this is a conversation that needs to

I’m sharing it with you by allowing you to look at it, not to rub your dirty ass fingers all over the paint scratching something that I've put blood, sweat, treats and hard earned money into looking nice or original. But just like every other drawstring wearing millennial hipster you don't give a fuck about anyone