That was the best ad? It was over and I said, what the hell was that crap? Half my Facebook feed agreed with me.

So the moral of the story is that Rolexes are making crappy watches now?

It's LA. Start with Jay Leno and go from there.

http://youtu.be/14864880 Someone got After Effects for Christmas. Hopefully they get After Effects For Dummies soon.

Exactly which individual liberties has the UK been stripping their people of?

Now I've seen everything …

Would Paul Page need to be involved?

I miss Speedvision.

Does anyone at Jalopnik have an internet BS-Meter?

BMW - My god we've gotten fat.

How many people were designing this thing, and did they ever talk to each other?

Clearly, I love BMWs (I really wish I spent some more time picking a handle), but calling the E36 "mean" is a huge stretch. Serious, sure, but there's no way that's mean.

I was really hoping I could get through the article without the cliche how do you make a small fortune …

The Miata get's shit as a girly car because it's a girly car. The name probably didn't help, but that's not the reason, it's considered a girly car.

I needed something like 40 windows, so it kinda added up.

John Davis sure sucked the life out of Monty Python.

This immediately came to mind . . .

I'm impressed that CJ Wilson's Angels' contract allows him to go racing.

I read that $22,000 in my most sinister Doctor Evil voice.

The upside is, if your hai gets messed up during the photo shoot there's going to be at least a couple hairdressers with the Miata club.