Official That Guy™ Comment.

Get the oven mitts on, gang, we've got a piping hot take here!

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Unicron vs Primus: Robots that transform into planets fighting each other for Eons.

I kind of think Daleks vs. Cybermen on Doctor Who counts. En masse, either of those two groups is Titanic. Too bad it wasn't the REAL Cybermen.

If the reporters didn't see Jay in the locker room, where did they think he was? Jimmy Johns?

My reaction to seeing the picture on the homepage:

Don't knock it. Heavy is the burden of the man who has the power of WASP Vision.

"... and then i stole untold mineral wealth from an impoverished pre-industrial people!"

This from a man who posted on televisionwithoutpity.com that Rick Cleveland didn't deserve his Emmy because he (Sorkin) did most of the writing for the episode. And went on to post in great detail the breakdown of writing duties on The West Wing and how he did most of the work but union rules force him to give others…

I'm not being sexist you're being sexist by pointing out sexism god

As usual, the problem is never the problem. The problem is TALKING about the problem.

I gave her more time but then I really needed to move on.

I'm sure his next show will be about a brave, intelligent tv and film writer who attempts to nobly tell it like it is with his scripts while being beset on all sides by shrewish, ungrateful women, one of whom is named "Schmalena Schmith."

ETA: He can call the show "Penis Mightier Than the Sword."

fuck yeah dude [tries to coax kitty into throwing up devil horns, gets scratched to shit, gives up]

it didn't take 13 episodes to finish, its clearly a Hadoken :)