And that would be a compelling argument if this committee has any teeth, or accomplishments to date. Thus far they’ve simply illustrated how easy it is to ignore them entirely.

The fact that a ‘reasonable explanation’ requires us to assume that Democrats are playing 4D chess in order for it to not seem meek tells me that they are simply being meek.

Good. Let’s hurry this whole societal collapse up already... I’m tired of dancing around the conflict.

And who is going to be formally requesting the phone and records of Ginni Thomas, the person most likely to leak that information?

This.  He’s Madison Cawthorn.

Or just start calling them ‘guys with guns’ and discuss their actions, decisions and indecisions with context and nuance instead of trying to turn this into a binary equation.

I enjoyed writing that... take your own advice, champ!

“Honestly, the only kind of steak I’ve truly enjoyed, either at a restaurant or at home, are bacon-wrapped filet mignons.”

40% of that towns budget goes to the cops... and when they are actually needed, they patiently watched children die while waiting for someone else to come and do their job.

Every time Schumer and McConnell ‘come together’, I’m reminded that we have no allies in government. We have a bunch of self-fellating, immoral monsters who would sooner watch a million of us burn before making a responsible decision.

Cops: “We have a VERY dangerous job!”

“Who shoulders the blame?”

“We’re not talking about every shoe Croc’s make - just the good ones (clogs).”

He’s not going to buy you a horse for defending him on Jezebel... try Twitter instead.

Dems may not be universally good people, but they tend to not vote in known sexual predators... which is why it makes sense that he says he’s a Republican a day before this goes public.

I’m not sure saying “We grift like everyone else” is the message supporters want to hear... but yes, charity organizations are littered with bad actors and people justifying their unethical acts.

And after Stephen Colbert roasted him for it, fuckboy Carlson isn’t allowed to wear a bowtie ever again!

Because I intend to charge it, but have ADHD and my charger is at work... so I wear it to work, and then forget it’s there until I take it off at home, just to start the cycle again the next day.

Me, wearing my smartwatch for the last 2 months without charging it... lol.

Yup, and if your tie is tighter than your collar... well, you’re doing it wrong.  The tie goes on the outside, champ.