“So, protecting someone you love is weak-willed?”

lmfao, you don’t actually think people find you intimidating do you?

Yup, except I’d be pressing charges... because I understand that I can harm you a lot worse by not retaliating and just holding you accountable for being a child.  I’m a big guy, I can handle a slap or a punch and am not going to immediately panic and assume I’m about to die (hey... you wouldn’t happen to be a cop,…

Well, for not liking absolutes, you certainly are fond of using them.

“you fail to grasp the ingrained concept”

I’m more amused by people thinking that words are somehow an assault, or in need of a physical response. You aren’t threatened or in danger... observe:

“Some women appreciate a real man.”

“Love makes you do crazy things”

I’m confused as to why you think Jada’s weight has anything to do with her ability to defend herself from W.O.R.D.S....

“if I didn’t defend my wife’s honor when some douche said some fucked up”

This... Will clearly has been bottling this shit up for a while, and decided Chris Rock was the safest way to assert his masculinity (in the most Will Smith version of masculinity possible... a goofy looking slap, where he walks away with that smug Karen energy).

*eyes rolling out the back of my head

I hate flying more than any other form of travel, because people are generally selfish assholes and the airlines seem adamant about forcing societal collapse via compression.

Most bouncers are A) Physically bigger than the people they are bouncing, and B) Work in pairs/groups so they aren’t overpowered or outnumbered.

Fighting from the ground, with your opponent on the ground, is not great (and probably gross).

Yeah, I think there’s a lot more to be discussed around using black hosts to deliver tone-deaf shots at black celebrities on a night meant to celebrate their excellence.

If Will Smith used his words instead of his hands, we would ONLY be talking about the shitty joke he made (which it sounds like he didn’t even write... he just performed it).

Will Smith should not be allowed at award shows going forward, and I cannot understand the thought process behind not only allowing him to stay after his assault but giving him a fucking award.

Republicans: “I always tell people to take the high road, that way there’s more room for me on the low road.”

It won’t because the Supreme Court has no ethics they are beholden to, have no morality requirement, and are beyond the law... only the same political body they were borne from has the power to remove them, which means that it’s a political decision on whether a Justice should stay.