Well, their first mistake was to look for Mexican food outside the Trump Tower Grill. Everyone knows their taco bowels are the best!!

I almost never literally laugh at loud, but for some reason the “with all the pets inside” got me going and now my coworker is on to me. Trying to play it off as a funny expense report isn’t working...

Anyone of any gender who demands that you either get hitched or break up is not someone you want to marry, ever. Sorry, Ann.

The Victorinox, of you don’t have one already, is a fantastic budget chef’s knife. It goes down to $30 on Amazon regularly.

no one helped her to her feet.

guys, do you ever just feel like this country is too broken to be fixed? godfuckingdamnit.

I wasn’t upset that we were registering for practical stuff, I just felt that my wife was weighing each individual choice a bit too heavily.

The first amendment didn’t kill anybody either, but you’re still not allowed to yell fire in a crowded fucking theater.

and we have a well regulated militia. its called the fucking national guard so like this second amendment average citizen thing has never made sense to me. THE OPENING LINE IS ABOUT A MILITIA. If you have a weapon of war with zero regulation, and you aren’t in a militia. It. Doesn’t. Cover. You.

What the 2nd Amendment didn’t have in mind when it stated ‘A well regulated militia’.

Fucking hell.

What the everloving fuck is wrong with people?

Man: “Awww, why dont you give me a smile, I’m just trying to be friendly, you can at least be friendly back!”

When are we going to pass a federal anti-corruption act and get lobbyists’ money out of politics?

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Speaking to being direct and polite...people hate silence in conversation, use it to your advantage. When you’re negotiating something over the phone with a sales rep or someone similar, do not feel you need to avoid silence, it’s not a first date. Directly and curteously tell them what you want or respond to what…

Exactly this. I think if you are going to have a draft at all then it is unfair and ridiculous to only require it for men. And I also believe that every single job in the military should be only based on the mental and/or physical requirements to do the job, not gender. Can’t carry over 100 lbs on your back for miles…

LOL yeah it did. As female vet I was rooting for this though so, double bonus.

The way this all blew up in Duncan Hunter’s face is absolutely delicious.