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“He’s been paid more than $10.5 million by the federal government to do all that.”

Our tax payer dollars at work, I suppose, and yet people get their tits in a twist about a woman in front of them at the grocery story buying Doritos with food stamps.

You’re welcome. I’m happy to speak up. I’d love to sit with Huckabee myself and explain to him what happened in my good Christian family. Forgiveness doesn’t prevent lives from being shattered.

No.No.No.No.No.

Huckabee told Megyn Kelly that even though Josh confessed to his crimes, he could not be tried for them now and that bringing the molestation charges out was all about pushing the liberal agenda and punishing the Duggars.

I really wish he would turn the show back to the paranormal a bit more and further away from the Fox News conspiracy crap. It was fun to listen to really late at night and hear all the spooky stories with an occasional conspiracy theory thrown in for fun. Bell also had a way with that segment where any insane person…

I always chuckle when they use the phrase “believe in” about abortion, being homosexual, etc... I always want to say, I don’t think it matters if you believe in abortion. It exists. It’s not faith-based.

I got pregnant at 20 and am pro-choice. I chose to have the baby. Reaction from others: But, but, I thought you guys believed in abortion, right? CHOICE motherfuckers. What part of that word do you not understand, other than trying to take it away from us?

“I promise,” Grenierwrote on Instagram, “there are strong female characters and I think women also like to have fun, just like the boys.”

Guy here (not that this is a gender-specific post).

I’m so sorry. I wish I had some words of wisdom or something that would magically make the pain go away somehow, but ohmygod I just don’t know what to say other than that I am so incredibly sorry for your loss and all that you must have been going through all these years. Please know that this internet stranger is…

You guyssss, I finally got a doggie! Went to the shelter on Monday, she was ready on Thursday. We’re getting along great, she likes the kids and she’s the sweetest thing. Meet Amy:

I want to preface my response by saying that I absolutely am strongly in favor of gay rights and think that under anti-discrimination laws, a baker should have to bake a wedding cake for a gay couple just as for any other couple. But this wasn’t a wedding cake, it was a cake with a specific message on it saying…

I’m fortunate enough to work with several African immigrants, which is great bc their various cultures and customs were previously unknown to me. I love my Ghanaian friends’ accents and their impeccable politeness! And one of my coworkers is apparently quite the celebrity in his native Kenya, where he was an actor.…

I once had a table headed by a woman with a very thick Deep South accent and a few missing teeth. Try as I might I could not understand what she wanted to order. To avoid offense, I smiled brightly, explained to the whole table that I was a little hard of hearing, and asked if she wouldn’t mind writing down what she…

Along the lines of handling customers with different, potentially difficult, needs that some might find cumbersome, there was this great story shared in Tom Sietsema’s weekly chat last Wednesday.

When I walk the dog around the block in 98 degrees + 90% humidity in August and lose 5 lbs of water weight in 15 minutes, if I don’t come home to a walk-in freezer, Imma murder someone.

I wish he was much, much further left than he is, that’s for sure.