Also as a side note-I’m not so sure their God would be into the large amount of face make up Michelle is wearing.

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter

The best part is that she says she designed and sewed it herself. That's some serious committment to sparkle motion. God, I want one for the hilarity factor alone.

Exactly. A bullied child needs their home to be a safe space where they are loved and supported, otherwise they feel like they have nothing and no one.

I really hate it when self righteous internet warriors start abuse campaigns against the parents of dead children. When you’ve lost a child, you can talk. Otherwise, “there but for the grace of god...” and STFU.

How about we just say that no matter what you weigh, you are free to want to lose weight for whatever reason or you are free to be like fuck yeah, I’m good just the way I am. I mean yeah, it’s refreshing to hear that (as someone who is super tall and weighs more than that as a result) but lets not hate on our 135…

When my dad got sick and after he died, I really finally understood this. I was never the type to offer stupid platitudes, but my experience really reinforced the idea. The worst things you can say to someone grieving is shit like, “God never gives us more than we can handle.” Or “everything happens for a reason.”…

I will remember to use “how are you today?” after reading this.

**Hands you vodka on the rocks and a slice of toast**

are you aware you’re on the internet my friend

I know some people have complained about how much love Inside Amy Schumer gets from Jezebel but, as someone who doesn’t have cable, please accept my wholehearted gratitude for posting her clips! The woman is a genius and I love that Jezebel is giving her the shout outs she deserves.

One of my favorite moments as a kid was watching The Road to El Dorado when one of the guys says “You fight like my sister!” and the reply is “I’ve fought your sister, that’s a compliment!”

I dunno, I’ll still take equal pay over that tbh. :|

It’s time for these settlements to come out of the cops’ pension funds. Watch how fast the “good cops” police their own.

I don’t like beefcakes. There are very few moderately to heavily muscled men I find attractive. Channing Tatum seems like a hella nice guy from everything I’ve heard about him, but he is sure as fuck not my type.
So I’m with you, Robert Downey Jr. is way cuter. (Gods, his eyeeees. I could stare at his eyes for hours.)

That is a completely fair assessment. It’s hard to get a job with just a Bachelor’s as it is, let alone a felon. Just a reminder that prison is not for reformation, because it seems like she was pretty well reformed but the punishment continued.

Tears.

Ugh so effing sad. But also I want to know more about this woman.

Don’t die. If we haven’t heard from you in three days we’ll send a search party.

I want to make a joke about the bid going to the country promising to kill the highest amount of people, but man. Fuck the Qatari government for pushing this shit, and fuck FIFA even harder for not being like, “Hrm, yeah, this is a bad idea.”