I'm pretty unsentimental, cynical guy, but whenever I see a pic of that kid I just feel good.

These aren't women, they are 15-17 and they are easily influenced. Radicals know how to go after their audience and how that audience is vulnerable to their message.

You sound a lot like my husband! I spent MONTHS throwing out every signal I possibly could, and only when I came straight out and was like, "Yo, idiot, I like you" did he cotton on. Even then, he wasn't totally convinced for another few weeks. Good thing he's cute, or I would have thrown up my hands in defeat long…

This is pretty much all my experiences on OKCupid, in a nutshell:

Well, enough people are watching him that his show on net neutrality broke the FCC's servers.

John Oliver is doing a damn good job over on HBO. I mean, that show is SO good!

Jon Stewart always gave me a way to work through the anger and frustration and ridiculousness and wrongdoings of politics and people. Whatever awful thing had happened, you could watch him and even though the problem didn't get better, you at least could work through it and just go "Ya, somebody fucking gets it." And…

"What's archaic, contagious, and has a high rate of complications?" Ooo-oo, I know this one! It's willfully moronic, child-endangering scientific illiteracy, isn't it?!

Safe, sane, consensual.

We have mini-fridges, and a fully stocked bar.

Nope nope nope nope. This is not even a question. People say all kinds of things that wouldn't sound "normal" but this would be clear to 99.9 percent of people in that community that this is not tied to BDSM and someone is using BDSM as an excuse to be a fucking psychopath. Even if someone were "pretending" to be a…

Imma say no... "rape, stab or kill" is not usually on the list of things one can do to a BDSM partner... firmly in psycho territory.

But what is this magic substance that is the fountain of youth and where do I buy some?

I'm a little confused. She looks 50. She doesn't have a lot of wrinkles, but the other signs of aging are there. Nothing wrong with looking your age; I know I do. But to give up smiling for this? That means no laughing either. No showing the people you love the joy and happiness they bring you? No spreading said…

...How much you wanna bet that the shitstorm never actually materializes because we're all too busy popping popcorn? Someone's gotta start the craystorm rolling, after all!

You can stop now, Midwestern Christians are not an oppressed group.

Assuming honesty and not just trolling - you have a very bizarre moral code.

SORRY I'M NOT SORRY.