One of my dorm neighbors in college once screamed the N word through the wall because we'd asked him to be quiet. I, being of brownness, reported this to my RA as I no longer felt safe with a drunk angry dude hurling slurs next door. Turns out he was just saying it, he had no idea who was beyond the wall. They asked…

Boggles the mind that people waste their time with this nonsense; there's so much more to be concerned about than who is having a relationship with whom. On another note, I was reading some Facebook BS comments about one of Brangelina's kids (one of the twins who identifies as a boy) and it made me feel so sad for…

"I really hate the gays. I hate them so much I'm going to spend 90% of my time thinking about them having sex, and I'm going to make sure everyone knows how much I think about it."

As the guy who tried to cut you off perfectly shows, nobody worries more about the asses of gay men than homophobes do.

That's what I said! The jerk girl went on a classist rage telling me that I was not raised in a household who would be familiar with her brand of ettiquette (ie, I was poor) and that if I had been taught French I would know that RSVP meant to respond only if you could come.

Who give a fuck. Genuinely. Who? I mean, I assume the Kardashians are paying for attention at this juncture in order to maintain interest in their uninteresting media profile but is this it? Is this the best they can do?

Agreed. I've had close to 150 deliveries every day for the past month. The amount of pressure that drivers are under is crazy. While everyone was enjoying time with family and friends, we were out delivering last minute packages to people. Not saying that this wasn't an unfortunate event, but give delivery drivers a…

I'm working today (BAH HUMBUG) but have decided that since I'm the only one in the office, I will be watching dog videos all day. This gives me so many feelings!! The dog I adopted at the end of September was abandoned after she broke her leg (and was not given any medical treatment), and when she was found she could…

It was a stray. As in, abandoned. How do you presume this rescuer tracks down the old owner, if there even was one? How do you know this dog wasn't just born to an unspayed dog mother? I do not understand how you expect this reporter to find out the details. The story here is not "some jackwagon abandoned a dog"—the…

Did my kids enlist you in their "we want a dog" campaign? You are an excellent propagandist.

SOLDIERS COMING HOME AND SURPRISING PEOPLE GETS ME EVERY FUCKING TIME

My father was head of security at the Pentagon on 9-11. My brothers and I couldn't find him until 11Pm that night at Bethesda Naval Hospital ( where I was born in 1977). He was given the last rites twice but the tough old bastard survived it (along with a year in Vietnam and Anthrax poisoning.) I love you pop, and…

Wait, you go inside the Wendy's?

MARK WILLIAM DAVID SHRAYBER. That headline and that picture. You need to take a seat over there and think about what you've done.

Teh intartubes provides:

I'm an Old, and I'll kill a whole bag of delicious Goldfish crackers. Don't judge me.

How's the view from that high horse?

Probably because people like you keep clicking on the stories... And commenting on them.