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Letter Writer #2:

A woman was put in "protective custody" with a male registered sex offender. Yes it matters that she is a woman (IS a woman). You don't understand how not only was she allowed to come to harm while in protective custody but she was callously put in harm's way?
The way you speak of her "presenting as a woman" is just…

Oh, Carrie. Shut up.

Those guards knew exactly what was going on and what was going to happen.

And sometimes the hotness factor is ALL in the set up. OMG I just typed sex up.
It's like porn—I don't necessarily need to see a close up of thrusting in and out, in and out. Sometimes the playing around first is way sexier.

He does! After seeing the movie he still came to my friend's party the same night and watched me tell jokes.

I will never understand the absolute disdain for black people so many assholes have. WHAT. IS. YOUR. FUCKING. PROBLEM.

I've already devised a perfect set of guidelines for what should be taught in history classes.

Materials should not encourage or condone civil disorder, social strife, or disregard of the law.

I had this. You can put some ham in the extra cup to warm up while the egg cooks. Works great.

When I came out, my mom told me:

i actually fend off all my undesired suitors with a sawed-off shotgun while whistling the farmer in the dell so yeah same

Dear Rebecca,

I have a great idea for your next series. It involves you setting up an OKC profile. And then, y'know. Being Burt. Lots of screencaps.

I know this is a lot of work for you and that your S.O. might object, but I encourage you to ignore all those things in favor of the truly hysterical end results that I…

Seriously? So the porn gif guy is leaving messages on an article about dogs? Dismissed

WARNING: someone is posting horrifically gory x-rated 'shock' pictures. Please do not click the 'pending' button if you are upset by such things.

Dating has changed a LOT since I got married.

Yes, DV and alcohol often go hand in hand. But ultimately it is the abuser that is at fault, not the alcohol, not the victim, not the someone's upbringing, just the abuser. Because we could find a lot of other excuses for the violence.