TriscuitEatingDarwinistFaggot
TriscuitEatingDarwinistFaggot
TriscuitEatingDarwinistFaggot

I've been playing the dating game a long time, and if a woman doesn't respond to me immediately I don't freak out. I wait, and then send another message the next day, usually in the vein of "Hello!" or "Good morning/afternoon!" and if they don't respond for a couple days then I move on. No big deal.

And the shoulders? And what exactly constitutes "low cut?" Because I can wear a v neck and look 100% "acceptable" but someone with bigger boobs can look "unacceptable."

As much as I detest Iggy Azalea (and god do I detest her) this whole sex tape debacle is not cool and Vivid should face legal action for soliciting a tape that was filmed without her knowledge (or consent) when she was still a legal minor.

I am sad that they have to do this, but I am so proud of these women who are taking a stand in solidarity.

I like the idea of what she's doing, but I also think she should also file a civil suit against that mother fucker,

So cute. He is just so stinking cute.

DUDE. SO MANY THINGS IN BUTTS IN THIS BOOK. Incendently, i read this on a trans-atlantic flight in the mid ninetys. Masturbated in the loo. Mile-high club, party of one!

Done.

I'm glad they rescued that tire, they seemed pretty distressed about the whole thing. You can see the anger/sadness in the dog's eyes when he looks over to the camera like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE WHILE TED IS DROWNING!? HELP US!" and it just breaks my heart just a tiny bit.

Also yeah I

Safe, sane, consensual. SAFE SANE CONSENSUAL. BDSM 101: SAFE, SANE, MOTHERFUCKING CONSENSUAL.

D- for trolling. We've all heard the sister's friend with seven abortions.

Good for her to share this personal information that people will tear her to shreds for! I can't wait for the day when a serious political candidate in the US can say, "Yeah, I had an abortion. Not for medical reasons; I just didn't want a kid" and it's treated as a non-issue.

It's not my place to say what people would or wouldn't get, but at least based on what you've said in this thread, I think you'd be pleasantly surprised. You mention hypnosis as well. Again, extremely common. It's an enormous category on Literotica. I used to replay the Jungle Book scene where Mowgli is hypnotized

Different strokes of more intense sex stuff! I do like blowing if it's a being bossed around thing. I like it because I don't like it. I am aware how strange that is.

The odd thing is, if I actually had a sex life, I'd probably keep it relatively vanilla. Most of my fetishes are stuff I fantasize about, but wouldn't want to do IRL.

Cassiebear don't be shy :)) tell us more

Maybe they should try praying away the video.

Cheers for your papa.