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I lasted about 15 seconds and decided that pompous, smarmy voice was going to cause me to snap.

I barely made it through. I have had encounters with people like this in real life, and it is amusing at first, then depressing at the end.

I can vouch for this.

Like a houseguest. Marvelous at first and full of possibilities, but if left unsupervised for too long, they can be a real pain.

Yes. To all. The drug war has cost this country well over a trillion dollars. It's resulted in the incarceration of tens of millions of low-level, nonviolent drug offenders — overwhelmingly young people, poor people, people of color. It's severely damaged the relationship between the police and those communities that…

One of the least effective is one of the most important: crisis intervention, de-escalation techniques, interpersonal communication skills.

NOTHING shows less class than being rude to those in the service industry. You can have all the money in the world, but if you're rude to wait staff etc, you are trash. FACT.

I realized when I was 15 how incredibly racist and bigoted my extended family is. To the point that I feel as though I am violating my own sense of morality and my own responsibility to the world by associating with them. So when I turned 18 I cut them out of my life. I get questions from people being like oh but…

My daughter just broke up with her girlfriend over the girl's racist statements about what was happening in Ferguson. Sounds like it has generated racist statements from people who were able to hide their racist tendencies before this. I hope we can put to rest the whole "post-racial society" trope, which wasn't true…

We don't do ignorant people any favors by enabling their ignorance.

Everybody in this life has his or her personal line that cannot be crossed. I want you to ask yourself what your line is.

The cop was later asked to write an essay on exemplary policing for the Washington Post.

Strange name, that "Gofuh Kyorself".

I hear you. The tragedies in Ferguson are heartbreaking and enraging and I'm having to limit my exposure because it makes me angry with everything...

I think it's more examining how all political parties treat women like we're this mysterious, new-fangled trinket that no one can figure out.

I was rear ended at a stop light by a dude going 40 miles an hour. He totaled my car. I got out and exchanged insurance information with him. I didn't go on a racist tirade & threaten to kill him because I am not, in fact, clinically insane.