Chris Brown: How about No. Does No work for you?

I kept clicking on that little star below your comment a hundred times, but it would only let me star you once!

Ha, ha, ha, ha! I love this comment so much! I tease my boyfriend all the time because he sometimes says things that don't come out the way he intends and ends up sounding like a serial killer. So I just say, "It puts the lotion in the basket..."

Blasphemy! Cloves are wonderful and they smell awesome!

Ugh! People get offended by the most absurd things. It's food!

Thank you for this. I was going to respond, but your comment said everything I wanted to.

Thanks! There's a Gawker story that goes with it. I'm making fun of the person in the story but it's a few years old. :-)

Nah. You can tell me to lighten up. I shouldn't read comments when drinking. I'm slow sometimes.

Nope. Neither. It makes both of us human and capable of seeing beyond color. And you're not helping.

I'm confused, then. I'm punishing white people (like me) by dating my AA boyfriend? Does that make me a masochist or my boyfriend a sadist?

I'm with you. My wedding cost $2,000 (that was without the honeymoon). But that was in 1988 and that was extravagant for my family. If I ever got married again, I would high tail it to the Justice of the Peace and either spend the money on the honeymoon or a new home that we both loved.

Go. Do what feels right in your heart. If I weren't in CA, I would certainly go with you.

I am getting such a kick out of this one!

I love this comment so very much (and Faucet Cat)! I bow down to my Team Cat overlords.

Um, yes. Yes, we love to laugh and mock people so stupid who think they can pull things like this off. Stupid criminals and all that.

So many cyber hugs to you! Although my mom didn't need a round the clock care giver at the end, I lost her last year, so I feel your pain and anguish. {more hugs}

Raunchy and dirty are best. I mean very, very dirty not Mark's Wetlands movie dirty, because ugh!).

Raunchy and dirty are best. I mean very, very dirty (not Mark's Wetlands movie dirty, because ugh!).

I had to log in just to star this. I don't understand it either.

A giant junk mail bucket? Kelly, quit looking through my windows at my kitchen!