This. Exactly this. (Most) men will never understand our reactions because they never have or will experience it.

Ugh, Callie! How were you able to listen to that whole thing? I got to about 54 seconds and clicked Stop, motherfucker!

You definitely have a point. But I think as another commenter pointed out, maybe this entire post was meant to be satirical. I'll never know. I can't wait for Monday for good news...

Or... I could be a dumbass who followed the Ferguson tragedies too closely and am too emotionally spent to take humor in stride. Ugh! So sorry. Sometimes, I get so pent up in my emotions of the day with all of the stories of the day. My apologies to Isha, you and anyone else who read my comment. I am humbled.

I'm sorry Isha, but are you serious? I think the majority of Jezebel and Gawker Media regular readers are somewhat well-informed voters (aside from the obvious trolls). Are you suggesting that most of your commentariat are uninformed and don't do our own due diligence to politics and initiatives? Because that's…

OMG, I think I just peed myself laughing! Out of all of the Pissing Contest stories, that one was THE. BEST. EVER! Thank you, A Small Turnip!

This is why I'm so happy I got my tubes tied several years ago. That, and all the republican fuckery that goes around.

Erin, bitchyrestingface is totally right about part of his/her statement regarding the fact that people CAN change.

Wow. That was incredible! I am now a fan of Sam Smith.

beautiful woman. Beautiful family. Much love.

This.

That was way too cool! I was dancing in my chair thE entire time!

Apologies, Eldritch. You didn't deserve that response.

Fuck off, Troll.

I'm wondering... are you not her biggest fan because of the character she portrays or because of how her PR team portrays her? Because I guarantee she's not either. I see her as someone who lost a friend/lover/possible soul mate. Who the fuck are you to judge?

Oh. My. Fucking. God. Are you kidding me? I understand that your 30th birthday is kind of a milestone. But you're pissed at people who have lost someone that they loved because they didn't help you celebrate?

This. A thousand times this. Please listen to Thistowniswrong's advice. It could not be more clear and concise, based on the information you've given.

Lindy, I love you and your articles, but please, please, PLEASE stop writing like Sarah Palin speaks: "with also too his mom singing there on it too for no reason!!!!??!?!"

There is so much face palm and head desk here. My forehead is permanently indented. Good freaking god.

This story literally sends chills down my spine.