I’d like an investigative report on why modern luxury cars are all ugly, please. With a sprinkling of sealed court documents and deleted emails. We’re gonna blow this thing wide open.

Talk about a hot SEAT!

I don’t find this unbelievable at all. What people are doing on bikes these days, sheesh. I watched a guy ride a mtn bike down in Moab off a cliff and then down the cliff and then jumped the cliff and also the cliffs weren’t enough so halfway down they built a big jump to gap the cliff.

The REAL change is the number of ‘Gram followers she has that (apparently) give a shit about every. fucking. thing. she does?

DID I TELL YOU I DRIVE A MERCEDES? IT’S AN AMG AND IT HAS SOMETHING CALLED EMOTION START! MY CAR IS BASICALLY A RACE CAR, BUT NOW I CAN HEAR IT A LITTLE BETTER. DID YOU KNOW THAT MERCEDES HAS WON THE LAST SIX CONSTRUCTOR’S CHAMPIONSHIPS IN FORMULA 1? NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE IN AMERICA KNOW THAT.

It frustrates me that idiots like these can somehow afford nice cars, but all I can afford is a super used minivan - despite having a Bachelor’s and two Master’s degrees.
I guess it’s my fault for being a teacher and having multiple kids, though.

If only people would buy those colors.

I actually posted a little (and incomplete) collection of the wedge concepts and production cars of the late 60s/early 70s over on imgur on Friday:

The Lamborghini Estoque was what aston failed at with the Rapide. Between this and the Bugatti Galibier. 

Literally every concept from Cadillac.

And this was while Ghosn was at the helm

I will believe in both santa and jesus if that happens.

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

This is the beginning of the huge smokescreen under which he will resign for “health reasons”. And by “resign” I mean “chicken out so as not to be impeached”.

I think we need to start a GoFundMe (or whichever competitor isn’t reflexively anti-union) to buy one of these for Jason. Other than the fact that these appear to be running, it’s about the most Torchinsky vehicle in actual existence. 

So they literally stuck a Ferrari badge on a Vantage, cool.

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

every Asian and Middle Eastern buyer will argue with you... it works for MB because I see them everywhere in my Asian/middle eastern neighborhood.

Because people are convinced that SUVs are good, and getting the fast versions is seen more as a status symbol than anything (“I can afford the expensive one”).

Someone needs to explain the reason why these hideous deep-sea creatures are selling so well?