yes, lived there 12 years, it's like every body of water has fish in it

You know, Bangkok was founded on the banks of the Chao Phraya River...

It can depend on how obnoxious your former employer is about suing you. It happened to my ex even though his new job was an entirely different area of his field.

I swear there are some places I've worked where the "intellectual property" I'm "learning" is really more of a "how NOT to do things at the next place"...

"Like, I get the vibe that he wants to feed sandwiches to some soldiers, then kill them and wear their skin while saluting an American flag made out of cold cuts and mayonnaise."

The trouble with this agreement, at least at one of the JJs I worked at, is 90% of the staff are 18-22 year old college kids who don't know that. The first JJs I worked at didn't make us sign anything but the one I transferred to had all of their employees sign one. I didn't do that because they were owned by the same…

Haha, I'm pretty sure some HR goon was soon after staring that wrong end of his/her non-compete agreement! Good call, these are completely stupid. These are completely stupid. . .

As a veteran, I would like to say that the constant jerking off to our existence is the creepiest shit I know.

This is obviously an anecdote but I had one company threaten me with this non-compete clause (for one year). As a sub-contractor, I was barred from applying for employment with the main in that specified time.

Mayo is unforgivable but especially at JJ, if they forget my "no mayo", there is a fucking half a gallon of it on there. Maybe the manager is the only one who can apply that much and still make a sandwich that appears, momentarily, to be edible food.

Can someone register SandwichSecrets.com or something and start listing benign information about Jimmy John's?

Well, HIS age is just a number. It is vitally important that the ladies be under 30, though.

I've learned that claiming I'm on a conference call is much more effective for shutting people down. Music you can pause, but a conference call? Maybe I'll get called on! Oh and faking the quick question also can seal the deal. "hey can you repeat that last part?" "How long should the whole presentation take?" I am on…

I don't think anyone is saying that men shouldn't compliment women. There are many times that it's appropriate, like at a party, after you've spoken to her for a while and found out you have lots of things in common and it seems like you're really clicking. A compliment at this point is great. So is a request for her…

Cops can't do anything about loud, public threats of violence? WTF

True story 1:

Intentions are irrelevant when you're just trying to go about your day. I don't care if you're clueless or not. I just want to be left alone.

Also, howmuchyawannabet dude is trying to hit on girls at least 15 years younger than him...I mean, what is WRONG with these hot college girls that they aren't JUMPING at the chance to date a classy bald dude 20 years older? Don't they know what they're missing?!

that stands for he has MBA from Phoenix.

This, exactly. I know myself that I'm in no way a potential rapist, but I also know that if you stand me beside an actual rapist, you will not be able to tell the difference.