Nah, homeboy will end up landscaping for an uncle and killing off a 12-pack a night until cirrhosis ends him, while homegirl will end up failing at being a tattoo artist and selling LuLaRoe after having married an abusive jarhead.

What do you expect? None of them are from China where the NBA is owned.

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By his government

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No, but it’s another roadblock that makes it more expensive to successfully bring a suit, which is a big deal when you’re working of 30k a year and have to convince a plaintiffs’ lawyer to take your case on contingency.  

Hello Oversteer, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Of a HellKitty quickly fleeing
And the excrement that left a stain
Still remains
Within the sound of superchargers

What if I told you that on most flights, the only difference between the bathrooms in first-class and the bathrooms in coach is the location? Unless you’re flying internationally on a jumbo jet or something, first class bathrooms are exactly the same as coach bathrooms.  I just figured someone should tell you before…

Always love plans that are literally based on the scheme of a pyramid.

I wonder if you’d tell this to a kid on a flight who’s desperate and in need of a bathroom. “You don’t have money. Go shit where you can afford to sit.”

Been saying this for a while. I really don’t see any scenario now where his administration ends without political violence.
Impeached and removed? Coup.
Loses the election? Fraud, basically a coup.
Refuses to leave office in 2024, has to be removed? Coup.
Big Mac and Diet Coke-induced heart attack? Man that healthy, dying…

Jesus, that was an incredible play and Joe Buck made it sound as exciting as eating corn flakes in a bowl of lukewarm milk.

Trump’s main strategy (such as it is) to fight the coming battle: don’t deny the charges—simply act as if soliciting foreign help to investigate a political rival and influence an election is extremely fine and normal.

Have to imagine that half of Ainsley Earhardt’s job is just to not roll her eyes at all the pseudo-masculine posturing she sees around her. It’s like every man who goes on that show immediately starts presenting like a mandrill.

Also there doesn’t need to be any quid pro quo for him to be impeached for asking a foreign leader to dig up dirt on his political opponent. 

For all the trolls bleating about the supposed lack of an “explicit quid pro quo,” it’s right there in the middle of the fucking call:

Big surprise: a person who was pampered, isolated, and catered to throughout their childhood, who has surrounded their self with Yes-Men for decades, who has an enter operation within the government to censor his newsfeed for only positive news has a skewed and crooked perspective of the world.

Has flawless recollection of who had seconds at dinner; forgets to pick up kids from school at least twice a month.

As a Celtics fan that has had his hopes and dreams stomped on by this guy many times over the years it’s hard for me to admit this, but this is just another example of why Lebron is the greatest player of all time. Not only is he the most physically gifted and talented player on the floor, but he also sees everything…

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.