This is fucking ridiculous. Who thought this outfit was a good idea? Just masturbate to porn like normal people, you freaks.

Ask a combat engineer about interesting moments they experienced and they’ll relate harrowing tales that will make you pee your pants.

I would never work — or much less (and much, much worse) live [shudder] — in Taxachussetts. But sometimes you have to go to the big town for various reasons. For me, it’s medical. There’s a reason why MERSI has moved out to Waltham and why Fidelity is abandoning the city: because Boston’s rough racist charm isn’t…

As a resident of southern New Hampshire (which is Boston-adjacent for those unfaniliar with the area), I applaud the mayor’s stand. You can’t even get around Boston on an average workday. The 55-mile commute from here takes over three hours during rush hour. Throw in the Olympics and this place will implode.

The moment at 8:40 reminds of that shot from Avatar when they’re approaching hometree. It completely redefines the size of that aircraft.

And when you have new experiences, it seriously messes with your sense of time.

I came here to say this. High five, guvnuh!

As a Spider-man fan for 43 years (the first comic book I ever bought was an Amazing Spider-man in 1972), I am sick to death of Peter Parker in the movies. They’ve had five shots and five misses.

“This looks really awesome. You can’t see it, but trust me. Also, see the ghosts flying the UFO? No? Your monitor sucks, dude.”

I can do a macro of my bloodletting. In the meantime, enjoy this pic of a professional phlebotomist draining my arm. (Phlebots love me. They say I have “training veins.”) Apologies to anyone freaked out by needles.

I had a hand-me-down Erector Set and garage-sale Tinkertoy. Since each were incomplete, I had to combine them to get enough pieces to make stuff. (We were working-class poor.)

I do beg your pardon, but I first watched this movie 37 years ago. I have viewed it quite a number of times in the interim. It is absolutely smashing each and every time.

It’s simply adorable that he thinks Google is in any way different from Facebook.

The OG Zerg rush.

I’m sure it will be fine.

No you don’t.

I actually worked with a movie critic who wouldn’t watch B&W movies. He hadn’t even seen Raging Bull because it wasn’t in color.

When you get down to it, there was no reason to make Point Break in the first place. WTH, 1980s?

I believe that many big cities will outlaw manually-operated cars within 15 years and everyone else will follow not long after.

Yeah, it’s not like autos are Republicans.